Its A Mystery
Its a mystery.....
where does the flab go when you wear magic knickers,
why did they change the chocolate bar from Marathon to Snickers.
Why is a tomato not a vegetable but a fruit,
Why do I find Robert Powell 'cute.'
Why do we put so much emphasis on looks,
Why does Gordon Ramsay swear when he cooks,
Do Tortoises like living in their shell,
I f you cut off my nose could I still smell,
If being thin will make you happy,
why do diets make you feel crappy.
Life is one big mystery,
the answer is, suck it and see...